Need advice on how to get back at my ex boyfriend?

Okay, I am thinking either kick his balls from the front or from behind. Many tell me behind is much more painful because he can't reflex at the last second. Someone else told me that I should squeeze and while squeezing just keeping pumping my squeezing back and forth. Ok... from experience which one will work most.Need advice on how to get back at my ex boyfriend?
That is assault, sexual assault and revenge.





Some facts about testicle trauma:


-It may cause the victim to throw up.


-It may cause the victim to passout.


-Scar tissue.


-It may cause “testicular torsion”, by initiating a muscle spasm; this is rare but is a medical emergency, testicular torsion may not happen immediately after the trauma.


-Testicles move freely and are slippery to avoid trauma, but if the trauma sustained by the testicle is hard enough (50Kg), the testicle will POP(rupture), and then probably must be removed. This is rare, and usually is associated with sport injuries when not wearing a cup. Even when can be repaired, the resulting inflammation will turn most of the contents into permanent damaged material.


-Even a medium force trauma will cause the destruction of spermatozoa-production cells. It will not cause sterility because those cells are in massive quantities, however those cells do not regenerate, it is permanent damage. And if hit many times or too hard, it may cause infertility, because the sperm count/mobility must be acceptable in order to get a woman pregnant by natural means.


-Will also reduce spermatozoa production as a result of hormonal changes, one of those changes is testosterone reduction.


-Erection problems.


-May damage the epididymis, and that is critical, because sperm must be stored there to gain mobility to be able to swim.


-May rupture major blood vessels, and draining the scrotum will be needed. Or microscopic veins inside the testicles, this will permanently destroy cells indirectly.


-In case of very hard trauma, the testicle/s can swell for more than a weak, with resulting excruciating pain and severe damage from prolonged heavy inflammation. The swelling it is similar to mumps, but in the case of mumps it will cause sterility for sure, and the testicles(usually just one) will shrink too, very sad and scary.


-In some cases may cause the antibodies to start attacking the person own sperm.


-It may even cause death as result of PAIN, heart will fail right away or will begin to fail(heart beat will became fast and irregular, usually face and lips very white) until finally stops, this is called “neurogenic shock”, and it is not that rare like people think, most of the times the victim is saved because gets medical attention on time, it will need shocks to the heart using the defibrillator!.


-Among other symptoms, the victim will feel shock/panic/confusion/anger, violated/abused, embarrassment/humiliation; those feelings will be stronger if young; especially if they do not know or never heard about “kicking in the groin”, and most especially and without comparison if done by the opposite sex. If it was an accident will only hurt physically and maybe embarrassment; but if done by a girl you will feel violated, sexually abused, extremely offended, humiliated, etc.


The victim may seem ok, but will try to hide those feelings. It depends on the person and from the situation. This will lead to Post-Traumatic Stress, the worse symptoms may only reveal a year later! People forget about emotional trauma, but it is the worse, and will not go away like the physical suffering. All men that “like” the fetish called “ballbusting”, have some kind of mental or emotional disorder; and the most common cause for that is because it happened to them in the past, they are psychologically very ill, it may change their life’s completely. The emotional trauma of being assaulted in such a private area, or the physical suffering, or the fact that it is a barbaric act, should be more than enough for girls not to do that; but the sad truth is that the only thing that make some(not all for sure) girls think twice before doing that is the permanent physical damage. It is a form of rape, male rape.


-Physical violence it is only acceptable if you are trying to defend/escape yourself from someone that is trying to use physical violence on you, and you may only use the necessary violence to ESCAPE harm, escape not to seek revenge. And kicking someone in the groin is only “acceptable” if someone is trying to kill you, or rape you(only EMERGENCIES, only EXTREME cases of self-defense), not because you are pissed off, and most certainly not for fun like it is most of the times, keep it a fantasy(why you girls don’t tell your Dads what you did, I am sure they will be PROUD of you).


-Ironically, if someone is trying to kill you or rape you, probably is expecting that defense from you, and so you will not be able to kick him, or if he is not expecting it you will not be able to hit him in an effective way.


You also have the right to use that defense if you are attacked by a STRANGER, and NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND, you never know his intentions. But you have no right to use that defense if you are attacked by a stranger or not, in a place where are other people around, like in school, or at home with your family, or in a bar, etc.


-This is becoming too popular, specially in schools, girls get sexually aroused by that!. Women look sweet, but…….they are very mean and cruel by nature, they just try to hide it, it is very sad. Lucky for women men are not very vindictive like women are, and men are not very aggressive towards women like women are towards men, in fact men are very protective towards women. Men do not even hit back after getting kicked in the privates. Men like to see and touch women sexual organs, they do not like to hurt them or to see it happen to women. Women are so much sensitive about their sexual organs and sexuality, but then do that to men and laugh! Laughing at someone that is hit there, will only increase the suffering, and will show that you are very mean and cruel, at least try to keep it to yourself. And women claim they are more sensible than men and non violent, yeah right. If you still think is funny, then you don’t deserve to be loved by any man, and don’t deserve a family.


-And nothing happens to those sex offenders because they are women, just one of many double standards and laws that always treat men worse!


It is something very serious AND very common. That is why it should be recognised as a public health(physical and mental) issue, and therefore should be strong laws to fight that epidemic serious phenomenon.


It is not recognised yet, so I think that if a boy is kicked in the balls he should beat up the girl(a kick in the balls is much worse in many ways), that way the girl will not do it again, and the other girls will be scared too, it is the only way to stop them!





“women justice” is sick, how about if it was the other way around?!!!!!!!


Girls answers regarding this issue are always disgusting!Need advice on how to get back at my ex boyfriend?
listen honey. forget that. if your really wanna get back at him. make a video of his best friend railing you. and give it to him on his birthday.
Forget revenge and just move on the sooner you start the sooner you find the right person for you .If you do something bad to him he may do something more bad to you and so on when does it stop NOW move on forget him .
ex bfs are tough so just give him space he will come around
I guess your ex boy is gay and ****** since he left you. You didnt deserve this...forget him, someone who really appreciate you will come down the road.
If you just move on and try to forget about him that will be punishment enough. He wants you to care enough to get back at him. If he sees that you don't care...it will hurt him emotionally. Just move on and try to be happy!
you didn't like what you were getting or what, to do all this damage.
Move on and have a happy life. Whatever he's done to you, seeing you happy without him will be the best punishment.
Why get back at him? obviously he dumped you for a reason...Just deal!
well this Question about ball is hard to answer! after the last time when this guy got so overly worked up about a pair balls that didn't belong to him, he's just crazy any way! so I'll say kick the balls from the front. and run like hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dunno srry
The very best way to get even is to walk away and never look back. Have a happy life without him....that is what will drive him nuts.
I would blow his f-ing car up! But that's just me, I'm a crazy ******! =D
I don't know and don't care what he did to you to make you so angry with him, but you are being a vindictive little bit*ch. If you follow up on your plan, I hope you get arrested for it.
Just remember one thing. Revenge is a waste of time. It will bring you down in class as far as reputation goes, and it is a very hateful thing. He may have done something terrible to you and he may deserve for you to despise him in a terrible manner, but you are thinking of doing something that can also cause permanent damage to him, and you could actually have an assault charge tossed at you. Is it worth the risk. You will also earn a reputation with other people as a very self centered and vengeful person, and it may make it so that no guy would ever want to be with you because you have a violent temper. I personally think that the best way for you to hurt him is to ignore him.
The best thing to do is give him one big smile....it will piss him off cuz your not pissed off. Remember....misery loves company. Also by the smile, he will wonder what the hell is on your mind ! ! !
i've only kicked a guy in the balls once, and it was from behind, he was bent over double.. so i guess it hurts more from behind. of course i didnt put full force into it i was just playin.